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Top 10 Veg Pick-up Lines

Need a little extra help to secure that sought-after date? Let VegNews show you how it's done.

1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.

3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.

4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

5. Wanna come up and see my Vita-Mix?

6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.

10. How do you get your protein?

5 Comments

Posted: Feb 13 2009 11:44AM By pr

I prefer, "Yeah you are...a VILF, I mean."

Posted: Feb 14 2009 09:02AM By Eco-Eating at www.brook.com/veg

I heard they want more evidence for that study that says vegetarians have better sex.

Posted: Feb 14 2009 09:03AM By jinavegana

I'll be your tofutti cutie if you'll be my soy boy.

Posted: Mar 10 2009 19:34PM By KPrincess91

If you have a good and suitable vegetarients. It's goos for your love or have better Sex

Posted: Feb 16 2010 10:09AM By jillian

i love all the bones in you even mine...

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