A massage, a new couch, and a new copy of My Aim is True sure would be nice.

I’m funny, I’m vegan, and I sure could use a vacation.

Forget saving—tax refunds are for partying!

Look out stomach, here it comes!

I don’t know if the plant-based patty tastes like meat, so I asked my omnivorous parents what they thought.

Meeting vegan singles is fun—and only slightly awkward.

If you don’t have a loved one with whom to celebrate on February 14, try the next best thing—movies and vegan food.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are so last year.

Here’s everything I say I’m going to do in 2017 but probably won’t.

It’s time to break out the night vision goggles because I’ve got some bushes in which to hide.

My mom’s going to hate me when she reads this.

It’s not everyday a guy turns 28 (or 37), so feel free to gift me a spiralizer, lint rollers, or a Tesla.