Fielder Wins Home Run Derby

Who says meat-free athletes can’t whoop their omnivorous counterparts when it comes to sports? Prince Fielder, a vegetarian athlete, won the 24th annual Home Run Derby. He’s a first baseman who happens to be the youngest player in Major League history to score 50 homeruns in a single season. The man who cleaned up the competition with 23 homeruns total also cleaned up his diet after his wife showed him the best-selling book, Skinny Bitch. The information about animals’ mistreatment in factory farms convinced Fielder to cut meat out of his diet for ethical reasons. No animals suffered in the making of this homerun victory.