Vegansexuals, Meet Locasexuals

For the planet, take a break from long-distance relationships.

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If flying cross-country is part of your weekend plan to visit your sweetie, consider yourself out of date. The advantages of dating someone local are significant for the planet, since air travel is considered to be more detrimental to the environment than ground transportation. Of course, the benefits of locasexuality are compounded if both people in the couple are also vegan, since going veg is one of the easiest ways to lighten your carbon footprint. So, that would make the couple locavegansexuals, or, in more simple terms, guaranteed never to break up for fear of not being able to find someone new who meets all the criteria!