PETA’s Slaughterhouse Purchase

In what may at first be considered one of PETA’s more peculiar proposals, the animal-rights organization has offered to crack open its own piggy bank to purchase Pilgrim’s Pride slaughterhouse. And do what with it, you may ask? Why, transform it into a chicken empathy museum, of course! In response to Louisiana Governor Jindal’s efforts to save the company and 1,300 jobs from economic slaughter, PETA recently stepped in with this brilliant idea. Will Farmerville, La. soon offer animal empathy education in lieu of fried wings and thighs? Only time will tell, but if you’re currently unemployed, be sure to keep your eye out for an ad seeking compassionate curators …