Veg Accountant Contest

Coinciding with tax season, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has announced its first ever “Sexiest Vegetarian Accountant” contest. PETA is seeking accountants who “crunch numbers as much as [they] crunch veggies,” and whose “net worth include[s] a history of helping animals.” In order to be considered, applicants must fill out a short form and upload a photo of themselves to PETA’s website. The only eligibility requirements are proof of US citizenship and accountant certification and licensing. All entries must be submitted by March 24, and a winner will be chosen and announced on April 7.